but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
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I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
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Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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