I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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