you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
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I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
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It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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