I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
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90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
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YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
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