I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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