She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
I have post one night stand depression
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