I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
We got so high we made milksteak
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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