it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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