Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
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You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
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My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
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