Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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