i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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