good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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