The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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