hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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