I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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