do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
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There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
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Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I think your dad took our porno
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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