we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
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Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
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Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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