just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
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