For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
try to milk me bitch
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