She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
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did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
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Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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