yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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