its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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