Moan for me like Helen Keller
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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