glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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