Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
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drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
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Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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