So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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