dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
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