why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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