i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
there was a trapeze. enough said
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
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Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
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You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I love you.
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