it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
if i died would you start the facebook group?
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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