I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
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