I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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