...so i touched it.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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