I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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