White coat. Heels.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
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yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
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he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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