Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
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Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
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Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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