Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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