Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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