So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
You smell like stripper and shame
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
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if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
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I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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