I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
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