Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
send nudes
from the living room?
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