Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
me + whiskey = a bad person
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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