I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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