I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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