Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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