Pregnant stripper...not hot.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
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She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
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It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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