Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Blood and glitter go together right?
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
