Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
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You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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