I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
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I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
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Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
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