she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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