Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
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