He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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