I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
There's a naked man in my car right now.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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