But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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