Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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